That's nice.

Here are some things people have searched for to get Foureyes: "giraffe kiss," "stalk 'glasses,'" "girl bidet," "(fucked or fucking or tits or boobs or pussy or," "nip tuck couch," "people having sex in doctors office," "sex," "dating girls with glasses," "nose," "webcam @hotmail girl," "prince black sweat official music video," "ponytail twirl," "naked msn girls," ""glasses" -malone -kanye -ash -iphone," "how girls use bidet," "

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Ooh ooh ooh I look just like Buddy Holly.

Heeeere's episode 11. Can you tell I've been listening to Weezer?




Part One.




Part two. Enjoy!

<3 foureyes

Number Ten.

Heeere's another Foureyes ep. Today I talk about bushes, myself, and flowers. Enjoy!

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Happy Saint Patty's Day, y'all!

Here's the Saint Patrick's day episode of Ask Foureyes. It's amazing.

The music is even Celtic! "Siul a Ruin."

Make sure to send questions, follow this blog, and subscribe.

Part One:


Part Two:

bonus vid number two: Don't Fight It

You can find my second bonus vid here:
http://www.vimeo.com/3629148

The third is up there too. These are exclusive to contest winners and blog viewers, who currently are one and the same, I think.

At any rate, I know it's goofy as all hell, but that's the point. Sorry it's so dark, too.

I do make a cameo appearance in this one.

Episode Eight, parts one and two.

Part one: (Yoshi, octopi, Wonder Twins, laundry detergent)



Part two: (laser sharks, Jesus, theme songs, preppy girls)


Thanks for all your questions, keep 'em coming!
Love, Foureyes <3

BONUS VIDEO NUMERO UNO!

You knew about this one cos I announced it, but the next one I post here I promise will be secret and exclusive to the blog viewers (aka no one.)

The quickest way to get a girl into bed...

Here's the latest episode. There's going to be a lot of posts from today, you're just going to deal. The song's title actually got lost, but it's by The Marina's Ghost.

Mardi Gras! (late)

So, sorry it's so late, but here's episode six. Technical difficulties were crazybad.



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If you love me like I love me...

The new episode is up now.

The song is "Evening Wear" by Mindless Self Indulgence.





Make sure to comment, and ask me questions!

Send your suggestions for the bonus question (hint. there IS a right answer.) as comments to this post, or emails to ask4eyes@gmail.com. You should also probably email me questions for next time. :D

All right kiddiewinks.

So I'm having an EXTREME amount of technical difficulties with Foureyes tonight.

I'll be re-editing and posting tomorrow instead, because the program crashed and I lost the entire thing, as I was attempting to put the LAST title in.

Hopefully the hardcore fans will think to check the blog and I won't get a barrage of IMs going "ZOMG WHERE'S FOUREYES I CAN'T HANDLE MY LIFE."

Love,
Foureyes <3

Special Valentine's Day Episode!

Hey, all. 

Because I got so many questions, I decided to do a special Valentine's Day extra episode. If I keep getting this many questions, I'll start doing Foureyes twice a week, on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If not, I'll stick to my once a week scheme.

Bonus fun: If you can spot the three (and the one lame one) Valentine's surprises in this video, I'll send you a special, never before seen Foureyes clip. 

Keep sending me questions, I love you all.

YouTubers, make sure to subscribe, rate, and comment!

Here's the vid:

Send questions to ask4eyes@gmail.com, leave comments here, or leave comments on the video.

Have a good weekend! Do naughty things and get into trouble and then ask me for advice on it. ;)

ZOMG WHERE'S FOUREYES I CAN'T HANDLE MY LIFE

Chillax, everyone. New episode of Foureyes up nao. :D

I answer questions on Wisconsin, thongs, virginity, and smiling.

The song is "Love Today" by MIKA.



Love you lots.
<3 Foureyes

I'm "Jackoff Sexy"

In this edition of Ask Foureyes, I answer questions on having people's babies, bitches, and clingy boyfriends. Leave comments, follow this blog, or subscribe on YouTube.



Lots of love,
Foureyes<3

Guess who's back.

Uhhh so I got myself a YouTube account, and Ask Foureyes is back and running.

SEND ME QUESTIONS CRAZY BITCHES.