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hi, i'm foureyes, i'll answer questions if you send them to me! if you need help with your relationship, or just want to know what would happen if you put a cactus potato on a sandwich balcony, email them to me at ask4eyes@gmail.com!

Friday, September 11, 2009

That's nice.

Here are some things people have searched for to get Foureyes: "giraffe kiss," "stalk 'glasses,'" "girl bidet," "(fucked or fucking or tits or boobs or pussy or," "nip tuck couch," "people having sex in doctors office," "sex," "dating girls with glasses," "nose," "webcam @hotmail girl," "prince black sweat official music video," "ponytail twirl," "naked msn girls," ""glasses" -malone -kanye -ash -iphone," "how girls use bidet," "
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Saturday, April 4, 2009

Ooh ooh ooh I look just like Buddy Holly.

Heeeere's episode 11. Can you tell I've been listening to Weezer?




Part One.




Part two. Enjoy!

<3 foureyes

Friday, March 27, 2009

Number Ten.

Heeere's another Foureyes ep. Today I talk about bushes, myself, and flowers. Enjoy!



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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy Saint Patty's Day, y'all!

Here's the Saint Patrick's day episode of Ask Foureyes. It's amazing.

The music is even Celtic! "Siul a Ruin."

Make sure to send questions, follow this blog, and subscribe.

Part One:


Part Two:

Friday, March 13, 2009

bonus vid number two: Don't Fight It

You can find my second bonus vid here:
http://www.vimeo.com/3629148

The third is up there too. These are exclusive to contest winners and blog viewers, who currently are one and the same, I think.

At any rate, I know it's goofy as all hell, but that's the point. Sorry it's so dark, too.

I do make a cameo appearance in this one.

Episode Eight, parts one and two.

Part one: (Yoshi, octopi, Wonder Twins, laundry detergent)



Part two: (laser sharks, Jesus, theme songs, preppy girls)


Thanks for all your questions, keep 'em coming!
Love, Foureyes <3

Thursday, March 5, 2009

BONUS VIDEO NUMERO UNO!

You knew about this one cos I announced it, but the next one I post here I promise will be secret and exclusive to the blog viewers (aka no one.)